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Brian K. White: Satire Guru, Part Time News Man, Bi-polar Bear
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Dec 28, 2015

Year End podcast, but it really it's just as awesome as all of them.

All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News".

Here are the topics covered in the the December 28th, 2015 4K/UHD Christmas podcast.

* How to deal with YouTube's draconian copyright notice system, and when to just let it go.

* Fact-checking the Republican Presidential Debate (part-one)

* TSA vs Storm Shelters and a serious question of political priorities.

* Meet the man with verifiable heat vision. His story will blow your mind, but slowly and gently.

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Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero. Royalty Free Music "Your Call," "Disco Medusa," and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com. 4K/UHD Backgrounds by Amitai Angor AA VFX www.youtube.com/dvdangor2011.

Dec 20, 2015

It's the first Christmas podcast, and I've pulled out all the stops and then some. Wow I must be crazy to post all this stuff, sheesh!

All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News".

Here are the topics covered in the the December 22nd, 2015 4K/UHD Christmas podcast.

* Tips on how to keep your power bills low this winter, even if it means the "accidental" death of a child or two.

* The recounting of countless Christmas jokes, except that in this case, they're all true stories.

* Open presents Christmas eve or Christmas day? Consider the case of this one crazy child which might just make you change your mind.

* The real reason Christmas cookies are so hard to come by... my sister had a damn time machine and she stole all of yours, even here and now in the future.

* An exclusive interview with Saint Nicholas himself, live at the north pole. He finally discloses his nationality.

* More Christmas stuff than you can shake a stick at, unless that stick is mistletoe, in which case, you have my interest.

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Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero. Royalty Free Music "Your Call," "Perspectives," "Odyssey," and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com. 4K/UHD Backgrounds by Amitai Angor AA VFX www.youtube.com/dvdangor2011.

Dec 13, 2015

Can you believe it's already the 21st podcast? That's almost enough to do a full day marathon!

All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News".

Here are the topics covered in the the December 14th, 2015 4K/UHD podcast and telethon.

* You know the animal statues on the roofs of old Chinese buildings?

* Part two of the incredibly fun and funny interview with Tim Jones from ViewFromTheBleachers.net.

* How to make holiday meals truly unforgettable for your guests, and it doesn't involve an open bar.

* A review of the very funny British show "How to Start Your Own Country" starring Danny Wallace.

* A personal story about why we desperately need Single Payer Healthcare.

* A billion dollar business idea about the perfect backup generator for when the power goes out.

* The guy with a real life super power.

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Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero. Royalty Free Music "Your Call," "Perspectives," "Odyssey," "Sovereign Quarter," "The Show Must be Go," "Upbeat Forever," "Disco Medusa," and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com. 4K/UHD Backgrounds by Amitai Angor AA VFX www.youtube.com/dvdangor2011.

Dec 6, 2015

This is the rebroadcast of our hugely successful telethon. You won't believe how much money we raised for charity, but watch it all the way to the end to see how we're helping people and changing lives.

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Here are the topics covered in the the December 7th, 2015 4K/UHD podcast and telethon.

* A billion dollar business idea you can have to make huge money running a small, then national, then global empire of child care centers.

* An incredibly fun and funny interview with Tim Jones from ViewFromTheBleachers.net.

* A true story about the weirdest possible visit to the doctor, loaded to the gills with old jokes and terrible behavior.

* Meet the man with the unique super power of being able to measure his pulse without any device or even touching his wrist or neck.

* Amazing true facts you won't believe about fundraising and the history of the telethon.

* A review of the 2008 SBS Australia fake news show "Newstopia" starring Shawn Micallef. Yahasra and we'll miss you.

* And all throughout there are updates on how the fundraising is going, but I'll just tell you now, it went every bit as well as expected.

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Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero. Royalty Free Music "Your Call," "Perspectives," "Odyssey," "Sovereign Quarter," "The Show Must be Go," "Upbeat Forever," "Disco Medusa," and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com. 4K/UHD Backgrounds by Amitai Angor AA VFX www.youtube.com/dvdangor2011.

Nov 29, 2015

Here are the topics covered in the the November 30th, 2015 4K/UHD podcasts.

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* How to make a billion dollars selling nutritional supplements.

* The post office is looking for new trucks. They can save $15,000 per truck by going with electric and get a much better fleet.

* A common argument against raising minimum wage debunked.

* Amazing true facts about space, space travel and the moon.

* How to defeat terror attacks and knock it out before it can spread.

* Church takes a unique approach on tithing.

* A ridiculous true story about a crazy man I met at a diner, and how his death changed my life.

* Man with the amazing super power to locate anatomical particulars without the use of x-ray, ultrasound or any detection devices other than his eyes and sense of touch.

* Review of The Man From U.N.C.L.E. and a hearty recommendation to never bother seeing it.

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Segment bumpers by Greg the Hero. Royalty Free Music "Your Call," "Perspectives," "Tech B Jab," "Odyssey," "Music for a Funeral - 11," "The Show Must be Go," "Upbeat Forever," and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com. 4K/UHD Backgrounds by Amitai Angor AA VFX www.youtube.com/dvdangor2011.

Nov 22, 2015

In the November 23rd, 2015 4K/UHD podcasts, I cover fresh ground and feature a brand new show guest.

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* A special message from my drunk in-laws.

* A story of shame and disdain for the Freedom Tower at ground zero in Manhattan.

* A discussion of a dying wish to be cremated vs. buried.

* Ten amazing but true facts about technology.

* The best jokes about the moon ever, I mean, um, true stories.

* The tale of a crazy mom who actually preferred her sons to ride motorcycles.

* The real, somewhat uncomfortable truth about doomsday preppers, and how you can actually prepare in ways that would matter.

* Mystery Science Theater 3000 is coming back, and they need your help on Kickstarter!

* A quick glimpse inside the real world of Alvin & The Chipmunks.

* The story of a church which actually allows and encourages marijuana use.

* A free business proposal for you to run with called "The Sandwich Factory," which might just be able to make you a billionaire.

* The real life true story of one man who can always find what he's looking for on the first try.

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Segment bumpers by Greg the Hero. Royalty Free Music "Your Call," "Disquiet," "Odyssey," "Just Nasty," "Music for Manatees," "The Show Must be Go," "Perspectives," "Upbeat Forever," "Spy Glass," and "Music for a Funeral - 11," "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

Nov 15, 2015

In the November 6th, 2015 4K/UHD podcasts, I cover a lot of fresh ground.

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* An introduction brought to you by the most romantic thing you can do for your partner this week.

* My Last Will & Testament suggestion as to how you should paint me up for my open-casket... with scary clown makeup.

* 8 amazing true facts about biology.

* The true story of the time I met a lovely, flirty zoologist, and how she changed my weekend forever, however temporarily.

* The real life story of the worst room mate ever.

* One mother's brilliant plan to give a young boy the puppy he always wanted, though not exactly as he might have hoped.

* A billion dollar business idea, also invovling puppies, which you are free to take and use for your own.

* The story of a church looking desperately for a weekend retreat, except for year round, and also during the week.

* How the stock market, and for that matter, real estate, are nothing more than a Ponzi scheme.

* The story of how the climate refugees of the coming generations will cause the biggest humanitarian crisis in the history of the world.

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Segment bumpers by Greg the Hero. Royalty Free Music "Your Call," "Disquiet," "Odyssey," "Just Nasty," "Music for Manatees," "The Show Must be Go," "Perspectives," "Upbeat Forever," "Spy Glass," and "Music for a Funeral - 11," "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com. 4K/UHD Backgrounds by Amitai Angor AA VFX www.youtube.com/dvdangor2011.

Nov 8, 2015

In the November 9th, 2015 4K/UHD podcast, there's some new segments and stuff you won't believe.

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* 14 reasons Ben Carson is a crazy person, and yes, everything includes actual quotes and citations.

* The first installment in my "Last Will & Testament" series, where I ask you to bow your head and then we pretty much jump off the deep end, in accordance with my wishes.

* 10 amazing true fun-facts about war. Nearly all of them are true, but I challenge you to figure out which ones are fake.

* Real true stories from my time working at a bar that had all kinds of customers. Germans, Romans, ducks, you name it.

* 4K/UHD review of "Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil," starring H. Jon Benjamin of Archer and Bob's Burger fame.

* Description of a church which actually welcomes and reveres atheists.

* A quick tale about a seductive doctor and her teenage patient. Oh my, the experiences you can get when you pay your $20 co-pay.

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Segment bumpers by Greg the Hero. Royalty Free Music "Your Call," "Disquiet," "Spy Glass," "The show must be go," "Odyssey," "Upbeat Forever," "Rumination," "Music for a Funeral - 11," "Cool Intro" and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com. 4K/UHD Backgrounds by Amitai Angor AA VFX www.youtube.com/dvdangor2011.

Nov 1, 2015

In the November 2nd, 2015 4K/UHD podcasts, I get over my Halloween stomach ache and get back to business covering a mad slew of topics.

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* An in-depth explanation of why you should never bring a wingman to your doctor's appointment. Especially not back into the exam room.

* A review of "What We Do in the Shadows" starring Jemaine Clement of Flight of the Conchords. It's a vampire flick as wild and wonderful as "Shaun of the Dead" was for zombie movies. Watch the clip!

* Legal advice desperately needed for a young gentleman who may have been caught in a room with a lady of the night... who may or may have been sub-legal in more ways than one.

* Amazing true facts Part-Two. The second in what will likely be a seven or eight part series of facts so crazy they must be fake, and at least two or three of them are.

* There is a church that advocates for the legalization of lady business in ways to ease tensions and save marriages. Best part is that the church will use a legal loophole to make it happen even if the law doesn't come around.

* The longest, wildest "Little Jimmy" joke in the history of history. In my "true" story though, his name is actually Dillon, because, you know, why not?

* Learn how to beat the house in Vegas every single time. This is not a joke or a gimmick, and it really does work.

* A quick story about meeting Santa Claus when he was on his vacation. Nice enough guy. Not as jolly as I expected.

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Segment bumpers by Greg the Hero. Royalty Free Music "Perspectives," "The show must be go," "Upbeat Forever," "Spy Glass," "Rumination," "Crowd Hammer," "Local forecast," "Odyssey," "Honey Bee," "Your Call," "Cool Intro," "Funkorama" and "Music for a Funeral - 11" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

Oct 25, 2015

In the October 26th, 2015 4K/UHD podcasts, I get deep into Halloween treats, keeping kids safe, and other topics.

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* Review of the wickedly clever CW series iZombie starring Rose McIver.

* 20 Tips for a healthy life from Americans over 60, part four.

* Unbelievable but true facts Part One.

* The absolute best and worst Halloween treats to hand out this October 31st.

* A completely true story abuot the first truly crazy party I ever went to, thanks to my bro J-Dawg and how I had to physically and mentally prepare for the madness of the evening.

* How the budget of my podcast has improved over time and how to make a ton of money.

* The reason people will never choose to live forever as computer uploaded program robo-people.

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Segment bumpers by Greg the Hero. Royalty Free Music "Upbeat Forever," "Perspectives," "Spy Glass," "Rumination," "Crowd Hammer," "Fiddles McGinty," "Master of the Feast," "This House," "Summer Day," "Your Call," "Cool Intro," "Funkorama" and "Music for a Funeral - 11" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

Oct 18, 2015

In my October 19th, 2015 4K/UHD podcasts, I get deep into Halloween treats, keeping kids safe, and other topics.

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* Figure out which 2016 presidential candidate is the best match for you with www.ISideWith.com, and more importantly, figure out who your 2nd and 3rd best matches are, because it may come down to that.

* 20 Tips for a healthy life from Americans over 60, part three.

* I go deeper than ever into Reddit's dastardly sub /r/RoastMe and come out good and toasty. Some really clever bastards in there for sure.

* My mom was rarely right about things, but when she gave me the birds and bees talk, well, that's one instance where she definitely made it wierd.

* Review of Neil Patrick Harris' "Best Time Ever", and a contrast (and mad praise) for the show it's based on, "Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway".

* Technology exists to clean our air of toxins and pollution, so here's the best way to do it.

* The ugly truth behind the story of Goldilocks.

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Segment bumpers by Greg the Hero. Royalty Free Music "Upbeat Forever," "Perspectives," "Spy Glass," "Rumination," "Crowd Hammer," "Fiddles McGinty," "Master of the Feast," "This House," "Summer Day," "Your Call," "Cool Intro," "Funkorama" and "Music for a Funeral - 11" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

Oct 11, 2015

In my October 12th, 2015 4K/UHD podcasts, I get deep into Halloween and other topics.

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* 20 Tips for a happy, healthy life, part two.

* Stephen Colbert saves late night talk shows, but not in the way he had hoped.

* The true story of my buddy and his stuttering dad. Hijinks ensue.

* Get Rich Quick scheme turns an easy corner, proved by my mom's cunning plan to sell ice cream on the sly.

* A review of the BBC3 killer comedy "Top Coppers" starring a bunch of people I've never heard of before or since.

* My church threatens legal action if you host a viewing party of my sermons, but also demands that you do, because otherwise, let's face it, you wouldn't.

* Children can make us sick, but they may just make us immortal. But did you know they can also function as a low-level AIDS detection system?

* A trip to RemlingerFarms.com where kids of all ages can have great fun, including seeing a show by the fun and talented Eric Ode (www.EricOde.com).

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Segment bumpers by Greg the Hero. Royalty Free Music "Not As It Seems," "This House," Summer Day," "Your Call," "Cool Intro," "Funkorama" and "Music for a Funeral - 11" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

Oct 4, 2015

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* Caitlynn Jenner: Hero, heroine or fraud? The answer may not surprise you.

* Climate change and the reason 99.997% certainty just isn't high enough for so many doubters.

* 20 Tips for a happy life, Part-One.

* The most convoluted "man walks into a bar" joke since, well, forever.

* A movie review and weak recommendation to watch the 1976 "comedy" Not Now, Comrade, featuring boobs.

* Analysis of a commercial for the worst accountants in American history.

* Celebrity interview with Jason Jones from the Spyder & Rocky spoof commercial series who also plays the Russian Hacker in the upcoming North Korea satirical feature film "Kimmy With It".

* Boys are taught a way to take back those origami Fortune Teller games (or Cootie Catchers) in true ME fashion.

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Segment bumpers by Greg the Hero. Royalty Free Music "This House," Summer Day," "Your Call," "Cool Intro," "Funkorama" and "Music for a Funeral - 11" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

Sep 27, 2015

In my latest 4K/UHD podcasts, I cover a lot of ground, some of downright fascinating. Here are just a few of the topics:

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* Introduction segments come hot, heavy and frequent this week.

* I explain how to win in any interview, get the job and convince the boss you're the (wo)man for the job.

* The only way to win a faith-based argument with the crazy people who wear Christianity as a badge.

* The nightmare and reality of my dad dying and him perhaps coming back from the dead, or not even being dead in the first place.

* What is the legality of growing an awful, awful lot of pot in one's garage in the state of Washington? I push the limits and ask the hard, potentially dangerous questions.

* What do you tell your kids when they ask if they're going to die? Well, times have changed and technology has altered the answer by a bit.

* A review of Fantastic Four from 2015, 2004 and 1994. All of which are not merely terrible, but so bad I spend all my time coming up with new ways to explain just how bad they are.

* Brothels... Should they be legal and regulated, or should we stick with the status quo where we promote sex trafficking, sex slavery, tax avoidance and criminal cartels. Spoiler alert, you might already know which side I'm on.

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Segment bumpers by Greg the Hero. Royalty Free Music "This House," Summer Day," "Your Call," "Cool Intro," "Funkorama" and "Music for a Funeral - 11" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

Sep 20, 2015

In my September 21st, 2015 4K/UHD podcasts, I cover a lot of ground, some of it even interesting. Here are just a few of the topics:

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* What it's like to literally be lightning in the first person.

* How to get special treatment from hotels by putting special requests in when you book the room, and how to get the porn disabled before you even check in.

* Doug Stanhope, not merely awesome, but a wicked brilliant jackass of the highest order.

* My last efforts to push kid stuff about my own gaggle of sex-trophies, while I phase out the segment. I discuss Star Wars, falling asleep, and far more.

* If you despise gay marriage, you are a hater, and you are NOT walking with the Lord Christ almighty. If you hate gays, God hates you, set and match.

* How many underwear should you wear after a week of "only new" underwear? The answer may not surprise you, but it should disgust you.

* I go way into depth about why 4K is the future of resolution.

* Detailed description and explanation of what low-resolution video looks like in the realm of 4K. It's tiny, FYI, in case you were curious.

Segment bumpers by Greg the Hero. Royalty Free Music "Snow Queen," "This House," "Summer Day," "Your Call," "Cool Intro," "Funkorama" and "Music for a Funeral - 11" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

Sep 13, 2015

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* Disneyland is the most dishonest place in the world. They claim to be the happiest place, but proof says otherwise.

* Best Buy and Fry's "price matching" policy is a farce, and I show exactly how they keep their prices high.

* The world's weirest dream about the time renegade frogs murdered my young daughter, then made me watch it again entirely.

* Chuck E. Cheese is going to cause the downfall of humanity, and I uncover their dastardly plan.

* I share marriage advice my twice divorced father shared with me before he passed away. It's done wonders for my marriage so far.

* Pharmacies have only one mission: to rip you off. They'll sell for cheap or cheaper, but in some cities they jack up the price because they know they can. I cite examples proving this.

* I take down Android and T-Mobile in my fact-heavy expose on their problems, plagues and practices. Sure, I end up endorsing both fully, but that doesn't mean I can't show the truth.

* Brief interview with film maker and Director of Photography Ben Slavens of www.benslavens.com, mostly about Bernie Sanders.

* Resort fees are made up and bogus. Don't fall for them. Do your homework and be smart, it's all a scam.

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Segment bumpers by Greg the Hero. Royalty Free Music "Snow Queen," "This House," Summer Day," "Your Call," "Cool Intro," "Funkorama" and "Music for a Funeral - 11" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

 

Sep 6, 2015

In my September 7th 4K/UHD podcasts, I cover a lot of ground, some of it even interesting. Here are just a few of the topics:

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* What kind of stats and comments can a new podcast expect to get? Bear in mind, I've worked very hard at promotion, but I'm not famous, so it's a slog, but it's worth it.

* I review the mildly entertaining, but definitely watch-worthy show "Catch a Contractor" with Adam Carolla, then explain how Viacom almost killed this week's podcast, and definitely tried.

* Being back to school time, I brag about how my wifi is about to get a lot less congested.

* I tell the true story of when my buddy was an alter boy.

* The universe delivers the much-needed mousepad I've been needing.

* Let's stop calling them "Abortion Clinics" since that's really not what they are. I suggest a number of better names for you to not agree with.

* I share a disturbing, Serezone drug-induced dream I had about being slowly murdered, and how I resigned to my fate apologetically.

* I explain how to deal with conflicting origin stories in my awesome new religion.

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Segment bumpers by Greg the Hero. Royalty Free Music "Pyro Flow," "Your Call," "Cool Intro," "Funkorama" and "Music for a Funeral - 11" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

Aug 30, 2015

In the first of my 2nd round of five 4K/UHD podcasts, I cover a lot of ground, some of it even interesting. Here are just a few of the topics:

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* I share the true story of how my fiance tried to test my fidelity before agreeing to marry me, and her sneaky, seductive friend Shannon.

* I explain the way Gilligan's Island was a really messed up show.

* I sweeten the deal for any potential future sponsors making it so cheap you'd have to be crazy not to give it a shot.

* Then there's the horrible no good very bad phone call. My in-laws have been living with me for a month already and her mother is evil, even by my standards. It's up to me to find peace.

* I get roasted thanks to the evil geniuses at Reddit.com/r/RoastMe.

* I go in depth looking at how self-driving semis will change the world forever, for the better, and soon at that.

* Church of Brian is back in session with a sermon about what sermons should actually be about. Mine isn't, it's too meta for that, but it holds its own. There's also an important lesson for dogs.

* And I explain why swearing, insults, and bad words in general, are meaningless and you should not even bother yourself with them. Or you can ignore my advice and keep being a friggen retard.

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Segment bumpers by Greg the Hero. Royalty Free Music "Your Call," "Cool Intro," "Funkorama" and "Music for a Funeral - 11" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

Aug 23, 2015

In my fifth inexplicably 4K/UHD podcast, I cover a lot of ground, some of it even interesting. Here are just a few of the topics:

* An odd banned commercial from what must surely be the worst petting zoo ever.

* My unique super power of being able to travel through time.

* The future of video games over the next 300 years, and it's exciting. More for the robots than humanity, but still.

* How 3D Printing and cloning will make organ transplants a thing of the past, and how they already have.

* A review of the brilliant British comedy "A Touch of Cloth".

* A true story about how to make a new marriage successful, happy and lasting.

* An interview with Tacoma artist Killiam Lord.

* Church of Brian sermon discusses the heirachy of wants vs. needs, and how to balance them for lasting prosperity.

* And I tell a story about milk popsicles and peanut butter, mayo and everything else sandwhiches, including pepper, to round off the week.

* And if you've never stayed to the end, which my stats show virtually no one has, there's always a closing piece of wisdom... except this week. Can't be expected to announce it and do it, that's for the real fans, of which you'll become.

Aug 16, 2015

In my fourth inexplicably 4K/UHD podcast, I cover a lot of ground, some of it even interesting. Here are just a few of the topics:

An in depth look at how things actually used to be more expensive than they are today.

A true story of a man who dies and returns to life with an experience at heaven's gate.

What will technology do to the future of pornography? If history tells us anything, it's going to be a wild ride.

I lift the veil on who makes our segment jingles. Spoiler alert, it's the amazing Greg the Hero.

A quick review and recommendation for the wildly funny, equally under-appreciated Childrens' Hospital on Adult Swim.

An interview with Dan Geddes of www.TheSatirist.com.

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Segment bumpers by Greg the Hero. Royalty Free Music "Your Call," "Cool Intro," "Fig Leaf Times Two", "Funky Chunk", "Odyssey", "Funkorama" and "Music for a Funeral - 11" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

Aug 9, 2015

In my third inexplicably 4K/UHD podcast, I cover a lot of ground, some of it even interesting. Here are just a few of the topics.

 

I invite you to celebrate S'mores Day and offer some wild and tasty recipes for what can do to get the most out of it.

 

A quick film recommendation for Tucker & Dale vs. Evil with Alan Tudyk and the ever lovely Katrina Bowden.

 

I explain how you can sponsor my podcast for just one dollar, while putting me mere months from being a millionaire. Seriously. If you see this right after it launches, you can get in on this.

 

I tell a true story about being marooned on what we thought was a deserted island off the coast of Thailand.

 

I interview Jordan Andersen of www.NeighborlyApp.com.

 

I walk you through, step by step, how luck can be engineered and work for you every damn time.

 

The topic of ever-crashing Fortune 500 computers is discusses.

 

I show you the creepiest commercial ever shown online. As of upload, the original only has a few hundred views, so you're getting a real exclusive here, folks.

 

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Segment bumpers by Greg the Hero. Royalty Free Music "Your Call," "Cool Intro," "Funkorama" and "Music for a Funeral - 11" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

Aug 2, 2015

In this second inexplicably 4K/UHD podcast, I cover a lot of ground, some of it even interesting. Here are just a few of the topics.

Popeye wasn't just good fun for kids, but a subversive show about the joys and dangers of unchecked, unpunished drug abuse across the entire spectrum of society.

Larry Gaye: Renegade Male Flight Attendant gets a ridiculously fancy movie review, and believe me when I tell you, that movie deserves a lot more love than it gets.

What is the correct pronunciation of the dot.GIF file type? I conduct the hard research to come up with the easy, obvious answer. Luckily, this one is already settled and we can all sleep better at night.

Witness the glory of a very fun interview with Jason Daniel of Tacoma Productions and www.MonologueADay.com to find out what makes him tick. Seriously, I think he has a tick.

Religious freedoms are being trampled in our jails and prisons and I help my faithful flock annoy the hell out of prison officials with my spiritual decree regarding mandatory steak, lobster and so much enticingly more.

Man's best friend vs. a girl's best friend. Who wore it better?

College Humor: Adam Ruins Diamonds - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5kWu1ifBGU

More about why my favorite streaming site, the amazing Netflix, truly sucks.

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Segment bumpers by Greg the Hero. Royalty Free Music "Your Call," "Cool Intro," "Funkorama" and "Music for a Funeral - 11" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

Jul 24, 2015

In this inaugural podcast I cover a lot of ground. The question of what 4K/UHD is is covered, as this podcast also appears on YouTube in the very highes resolution they'll allows.

Underground comedy gem "Hell Baby" starring Rob Corddry, Thomas Lennon, and Robert Ben Garrant is reviewed and highly recommended.

3D printers are the wave of the future, but I'll explain why it will be more of a fun, splashy wave pool than a manufacturing ending tsunami.

There's a quick totally true story about these two celebrities I caddied for at a college summer job (there old stuff is way more popular, let's just say that.)

I interview App game developer Jack Talbert about his new game "Eat It, Drink It, Smoke It, Do It" available now on the App Store 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/edsd-eat-it-drink-it-smoke/id956733553?mt=8

With a shameless plug for his pilot "Give Up, Give In" on Funny Or Die

http://www.funnyordie.com/giveupgivein

The recent same-sex marriage ruling is explained, including what it will mean for you good folk of faith, though I do suggest you follow my new religion, as it's surely a lot more interesting and rewarding.

Why the incredibly awesome Netflix sucks is detailed, as well as information on how to take your kids to Canada, and what kids think of Canada generally. That's nothing, you should hear what we discover about The Flintstones.

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Segment bumpers by Greg the Hero. Royalty Free Music "Your Call," "Cool Intro," "Funkorama" and "Music for a Funeral - 11" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

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